We all have that one coffee order we come back to again and again. But have you ever wondered what your favorite drink says about you?
As a local coffee shop in New Waverly, TX, we make a LOT of coffee—and after years of serving espresso drinks, cold brew, matcha, and everything in between, I think I've earned the right to make a few completely unscientific observations.
So, whether you're grabbing coffee on your way to work, meeting a friend for breakfast, or stopping by before an adventure in Sam Houston National Forest, here's what I think your coffee order says about you.
And yes, this is purely based on my own interpretation. Please don't come for me!
Straight Espresso
Okay, okay, we get it!
You are ALL business, and your idea of play is crushing every deadline before it's even in sight.
You don't need the extra fluff. Give you a great shot of espresso, and you're ready to conquer the world—or at least your inbox.
You're probably the person everyone else calls when they need to get something done.
Mocha
Something about you screams old soul to me.
You enjoy the simple things in life, but you're not overly indulgent. You appreciate slowing down, enjoying a good specialty coffee, and taking in what's around you.
I'd bet anything your ideal vacation involves camping at a new national park, finding the perfect hiking trail, and ending the day somewhere with an incredible view.
Honestly, if you're headed to Sam Houston National Forest, you might want to grab that mocha first.
Matcha
You love animals more than you love people, and there is a 100% chance you have fresh-picked flowers by your bedside as we speak.
You're a good and loyal friend—and you're definitely the designated person in the group for finding the best local farmers' markets on Saturday morning.
Your camera roll is probably 50% pets, 30% flowers, and 20% pictures of aesthetically pleasing food.
And, of course, you know exactly where to find a good matcha latte.
Sweet Cream Cold Brew
You, my friend, are the life of the party!
Your social battery apparently has no limits, and you can be found checking out all the coolest new places. You're always down for an adventure, and when your friends need a pick-me-up, you're the one they call.
Basically, you're the human version of a Sweet Cream Cold Brew: sweet, energetic, and ready to go.
And yes, you're probably the friend convincing everyone else that there's always time for one more iced coffee.
Cortado
You are my people.
You're a sipper. You like to take your time and actually enjoy your coffee instead of drinking it in three minutes on the way out the door.
You're probably an avid reader, and you take the long way home just to enjoy the scenery.
You appreciate the little things: a good book, a quiet morning, a perfectly balanced espresso drink, and finding a cozy local coffee shop where you can sit for a while.
No rush. You'll get there when you get there.
So, Did We Get Your Coffee Personality Right?
Whether you're a straight-espresso deadline crusher, a mocha-loving old soul, a farmers'-market matcha drinker, a Sweet Cream Cold Brew social butterfly, or a cortado-sipping bookworm, there's a drink waiting for you at Honey's Coffee & Biscuits in New Waverly, Texas.
We're proud to be a locally owned coffee shop in New Waverly, TX, serving handcrafted espresso drinks, cold brew, matcha, breakfast, biscuits, lunch, and plenty of other favorites.
So, the next time you're searching for coffee in New Waverly, grabbing breakfast and coffee near Sam Houston National Forest, or just looking for a new local coffee shop to call your favorite, come see us.
And when you order, don't worry we'll try not to judge you based on your drink.
No promises.